Inside My Fantasyland

domestic Mr Pond

Sat, 18 May 2013 02:01:28 -0400

domestic Mr Pond

omgitsbricey: f-e-a-r—-n-o-t: doctorcanon: cmcross: No, you...

Sat, 18 May 2013 02:00:58 -0400

f-e-a-r—-n-o-t:

doctorcanon:

cmcross:

No, you don’t understand.

This actually happens.

We got a 16 year old boy on our unit once, because Pediatrics was full, and it’s about 1 in the morning and all the nurses are at the nurses station having a break and we’re all talking and having a laugh and then all of a sudden this kids heart monitor just goes CRAZY.

So we call the code and I grab the crash cart and about 6 of us just take off running down the hall and we bust in the room and this kid is just sitting there with his hand around his junk looking MORTIFIED.

So we just sort of backed out of the room quietly, walked calmly to the stairwell, and had a total and complete hysterical breakdown.

It was the funniest shit ever.

Omigod so many nurses have told me stories like these.

DON’T JERK OFF IN THE HOSPITAL

jumpers-and-bowties: arstark: dangerhamster: arstark: there is no evidence to prove that...

Sat, 18 May 2013 01:59:28 -0400

jumpers-and-bowties:

arstark:

dangerhamster:

arstark:

there is no evidence to prove that timelords exist, however there is no evidence to prove that timelords don’t exist therefore timelords do exist everybody go home

except for timelords - they can’t go home.

NO

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trusotoan: under-base: notacircusmonkey: Agent Coulson...

Sat, 18 May 2013 01:53:30 -0400

trusotoan:

under-base:

notacircusmonkey:

~~Agent Coulson swimming in his suit…~~

#SWIM SUIT

SWIM FUCKING SUIT

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Sat, 18 May 2013 01:49:03 -0400

eldritch-elegy: Sherlock is more offended by the man’s crimes...

Sat, 18 May 2013 01:29:58 -0400

eldritch-elegy:

Sherlock is more offended by the man’s crimes against good grammar than by the actual murder itself.

That is because the murder is over and nothing can be done about it, but until the murderer is dead he will continue to perpetrate acts of bad grammar.

theminitaco: http://weheartit.com/entry/40707369/via/YanderePrus...

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:15:11 -0400

theminitaco:

http://weheartit.com/entry/40707369/via/YanderePrussia

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Sat, 18 May 2013 00:13:30 -0400

deducinghuntersinthetardis: Warning : Unpopular opinions about river song Read More

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:13:19 -0400

deducinghuntersinthetardis:

Warning : Unpopular opinions about river song

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i-am-aaron-locked: Benedict Cumberbatch and James McAvoy and...

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:11:50 -0400

i-am-aaron-locked:

Benedict Cumberbatch and James McAvoy

and James’ hand on Ben’s waist.

mrs-freebatchof221bbakerstreet: can you two stop being so sexy

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:10:45 -0400

mrs-freebatchof221bbakerstreet:

can you two stop being so sexy

corneliapornelia: Benedict Sassybatch

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:09:15 -0400

corneliapornelia:

Benedict Sassybatch

pokemon-personalities: a moment of recognition for those ships you shipped before you knew what...

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:06:30 -0400

pokemon-personalities:

a moment of recognition for those ships you shipped before you knew what shipping was

torchwoodmoreliketorture: 827125: kawaiisquad: What if all Batman villains were actually just...

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:06:18 -0400

torchwoodmoreliketorture:

827125:

kawaiisquad:

What if all Batman villains were actually just Alfred dressed up trying to make Batman feel good about himself?

Now I’m confused about his relationship with Catwoman.

tardisblue-alphared: im crying because did disney miss the part...

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:05:55 -0400

tardisblue-alphared:

im crying because did disney miss the part where she DIDNT WANT TO DRESS UP FOR THE CEREMONY IN THE MOVIE? NO? OK WERE GONNA IGNORE THAT.

sakibatch: johnwatsonismyspiritanimal: sweetlittlekitty: BENNY C LAUGHING ALONE WITH WATER O...

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:04:49 -0400

sakibatch:

johnwatsonismyspiritanimal:

sweetlittlekitty:

BENNY C LAUGHING ALONE WITH WATER

O WATER

U SO FUNNY

I READ THAT AS “ALONE ON THE WATER” AND NOW IM CRYING

cumberbitchsandwich: strangelystatuesque: I may be a shitty friend, but I’m your shitty friend.

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:04:29 -0400

cumberbitchsandwich:

strangelystatuesque:

I may be a shitty friend, but I’m your shitty friend.

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Sat, 18 May 2013 00:04:17 -0400